Tuesday 25 June 2013

In case you are travelling between venues we feel this is appropriate for those not of the country districts.


CAUTION



Following a number of near fatal road accidents authorities have issued the following statement. All motorists visiting the Yorkshire Dales are warned to be on the look out for Erinaceus europaeus ‘giganteum’.

The animal lurks on the edges of secluded woodland, beside roads and has been observed in farm gateways and the occasional lay-by in narrow lanes. It is difficult to distinguish from heaps of garden rubbish left by locals and visitors.

Erinaceus sits in wait then rushes out to squash innocent, unsuspecting motor cars.


DO NOT APPROACH THIS ANIMAL